i wish there were pregnant emoticons
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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