If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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