I don't remember. Are we still dating?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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