She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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