I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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