We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
two words: eviction party
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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