Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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