you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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