covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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