His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
A bitchslap is in order.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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