I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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