Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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