Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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