absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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