"it" just moved
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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