He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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