just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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