She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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