I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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