Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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