Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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