Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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