I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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