Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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