Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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