that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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