He is such a slut. More and more my type.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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