girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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