dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
we're making bets on your personal life
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Randomize
