Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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