is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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