dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Success! We fucked roommates!
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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