whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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