My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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