butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
