Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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