i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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