No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
My pussy is not your playground.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
and you fell through a lawn chair
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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