That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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