VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
party gras won. party gras always wins.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
