this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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