i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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