Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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