only if we run a train.
done.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
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