i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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