Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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