glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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