The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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