I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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