Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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