VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
