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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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