Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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