He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Sober January is a disaster.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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