loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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