If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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